The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that has been kept from your dining world for countless years. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert continues to be in charge of adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for many years. For a lot a long time it has been forced upon patrons, without the need of being requested, using a restaurant meal. Through the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation has become planned to safeguard innocent citizens out of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to see how SPIT offers to rid society from the unhealthy fortune cookie and put it back with all the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery from the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story a lot more shocking, SPIT has also uncovered details about the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following nearly every Chinese food meal, the cookie was actually…produced in America! And, in California believe it or not. Take a moment to soak that in…each of the years you trusted you’re observing a Chinese tradition, you’re mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal inside the opinion of SPIT.
The fact is that there are 2 possible stories about how the fortune cookie was developed but nobody knows the actual truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was developed being an act of kindness and thankfulness receive to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Things That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from very easy baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT along with the government, are salt and sugar. The ingredients in a fortune cookie recipe requires:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (equally as evil salt)
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you can have often heard, sugar continues to be rumored to get associated with hyperactivity in children. Additionally, sugar is clearly a problem that is certainly increasing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be linked to higher blood pressure levels that’s linked to heart disease. And, the worst is there are suggestions that consuming sugar can result in other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the Internet claims that sugar may be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the Internet, therefore it must be true. SPIT just isn’t happy to touch upon the truthfulness on this fact, but know you’ve been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Each Year Are Made***
In general, this is a frightening finding with the folks SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are produced at an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies annually. In 2013, it turned out estimated that there were better than 7 billion people in the world. That means that every man, woman, and child…regardless of how old or how young…might have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Can be a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may be thinking that SPIT is otherwise engaged to spoil all the eating dinner at your favorite Asian restaurant. But, choosing so wrong. SPIT has proposed an enjoyable, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. In the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that will switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your chosen calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. Hold on…on the outside the cup can be a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your day-to-day Affirmation.
Forget about lame and depressing fortunes including:
“You are almost to the top level. This means you have further to fall.”
“A great way to get healthy is to eat more Chinese food.”
“You could possibly can live on the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This can be a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings including:
“You are freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone that thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear have you make them?!Inch
“You’re a genius. Why didn’t you feel an astrophysicist? The entire world needs your abilities.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
With these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes plus a better a feeling of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this tactic to get wellness to individuals all over the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even suppose that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Language Civilization Link***
Several governments are already on-board with all the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division from the Scyphus Group, already makes all the perfect style paper cup just for this innovative option to the undesirable fortune cookie. This provider continues to be making products from food-grade paperboard and food safe inks for hundreds of years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from The Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed inside the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false as the products would’ve biodegraded prior to now. But, however ,, the cups are manufactured from a division from the Scyphus Group. And, inside the language of ancient greece civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Does one go to a link? There can be the latest conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the globeInch
But, to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Obviously, Daily Affirmation paper cups may be expanded to achieve restaurants of all sorts. Not would the idea of an after-dinner quote be tied to men and women restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…take your pick, the sayings may be translated into all languages. Think about the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you can thank SPIT to the idea.